Monday, December 30, 2013

Day 336

I know that I look really cute in my underwear, but I HATE WEARING UNDERWEAR.  It's way overrated, and I cannot figure out how my people can stand the confinement.  I relish my nakedness.  If you've got it, flaunt it.  And so, in an act of pure wizardry, I remove my underwear when no one is looking and pretend that nothing happened.  Unfortunately, without underwear, I am unable to leave the kitchen for fear of destroying the house.


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