I know that I look really cute in my underwear, but I HATE WEARING UNDERWEAR. It's way overrated, and I cannot figure out how my people can stand the confinement. I relish my nakedness. If you've got it, flaunt it. And so, in an act of pure wizardry, I remove my underwear when no one is looking and pretend that nothing happened. Unfortunately, without underwear, I am unable to leave the kitchen for fear of destroying the house.
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